Oh how Saturday night was one for the books. 

If you follow my snapchat (shameless @kaemichelle promo) that became embarrassingly clear early on in the evening. 

Things happen while preparing for Taylor Swift, and then you learn some things once you're actually there. Like:

// The fact that Taylor is not human. You realize that she is instead in fact some sort of magical fairy that sprinkles pretty dust on everything she touches. 

// Sometimes the moms have way more fun than their kids. And that's totally cool. You do you, moms. 

// Two hours is really not enough time at all.

// I could write this whole big thing on the show, (trust me, it's on loop in my mind) but I think everything can be summed up into this:

Taylor Swift shows are a fairytale wonderment that everyone should get to experience. 

How to Prepare for a Taylor Swift Concert

When preparing for a Taylor Swift concert, there's some important things to keep in mind:

Gather the essentials. Try not to cry. Cry anyway. Repeat. Sounds reasonable.

Army of essentials 

You'll need some staples for the night. Examples? Red lipstick. Camera. Glitter. In fact, cover yourself in the stuff. (Metaphorical glitter works too)

Try not to cry. 

I get it, this is like, a big deal or whatever. But try not to make a fool out of yourself, yeah? Get it together. 

Cry anyway.

Did you actually think you could get it together?

Repeat.

This awful great post is actually a lowkey (I started saying that word ironically and now I can't stop) way of trying to keep myself chill for the weekend.

That being said, tell me if you've seen her this tour. I wanna know ALL THE THINGS.